Other students:
Me:
This semester.
Three Troublemakers by Brian Shults
sus2:
When you launch into your tirades about how English majors are word wizards or maybe book bishops or whatever the hell ridiculous title we’re giving our cohorts today, and talk about how we are the architects of powerful prose with the sparkle of poetry, and suggest that we can control your mind…
Preach.
So if I ever got into nail painting…